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The Meenister, full of Christmas cheer,
Forgot the Newsletter for the New year
Until, that is, a worthy Elder reminded him,
"Nae Magazine? There'll be blue murder!"
So the Meenister thocht, an' wi' a bit o panic
Sat doon wi' a glass and a wee bit tonic.
Seeking inspiration, he turned tae his dear wife,
"Whit mair can I say aboot trouble and strife ?"
"Jist dae whit ye aye do, an' make it a' up,
or I could gie ye a recipe for a 'cake in a cup'!"
The Meenister stomped off to his study to pray
For inspiration to come to him without further delay.
But he tripped ower the rubbish bin under his chair
And a wee scrap o' paper was clearly laid bare.
Twas aboot last year's Clavie an thon 'ither' Calendar date
"Ne'er day's the Eleventh! he exclaimed, "Here I'm no really that late!"
So tae all ma flock I can relay
My greetings and guid wishes to all, and say,
Ye'll be in ma thochts and prayers for this coming year
The joys that'll bless us and the sorrows we'll bear.
For in spite o' them a' the Guid Lord is aye near
So lets pit oor tust in Him always, an' ne'er fear!
Happy New Year all and God Bless.
Duncan Shaw
The payment for the year 2007 is now due.
Please pay £ 16.00 to Mrs Milligan.
Perhaps, now that Christmas is over, you have had a surfeit of Carols.
However, here are a few facts which you may not have known.
Burghead
Tuesday, 9th January:- Honouring the Body ~ with Prof John Wyllie
Tuesday, 23rd January:- Scots Night